Sarada Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 10 hours ago, Sakura said: Because he's nice making me not want to hit him even when he hits me, unlike you, who is mean u.u NO I WILL NOT THE ONLY PERSON I'M COMING AFTER THIS TIME IS YOU Try it and I'll tell everyone about the sturgeon fish thing we talked about last night :V 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeref Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 2 hours ago, Sarada said: Try it and I'll tell everyone about the sturgeon fish thing we talked about last night :V I'm going to need details 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CornedBeef Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 I wanna know. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 NOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOO NO NO NO NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW AAAAAAAA 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DylanMax Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 18 hours ago, Colu said: Howdy! Doing well here thanks, how’s it going? I'm all good had quite a busy day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarada Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 6 hours ago, Sakura said: NOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOO NO NO NO NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW AAAAAAAA I think I should. The people want to know. Your idea was excellent and after all you did say it was a story that needed to be told 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colu Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THE STURGEON STORY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarada Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 I will try to put my sisters sturgeon fanfic, story, whatever you want to call it, into terms that are forum safe and not NSFW :V Sister messages me last night and says she had an amazing story idea. Naturally I'm interested. I ask her to explain and she begins telling me the following idea [I will warn you ahead of time this is disturbing and weird]: Spoiler Picture a fanfic of a guy named Donald who works in accounting. He falls in love with a Sturgeon named Milton who he then has a one night stand with. He finds out later he is -somehow- going to be a dad and has thousands of caviar. Said caviar is *super rare* and the rich elite CEO of the company he works at finds out and tells all his rich buddies he's got a tip for how to get ahold of some extravagant caviar. What follows is a manhunt for Donald who goes on the run from hundreds of hired assassins who are trying to kill him and take his baby caviars for the rich peoples dinner party. Along the way he repeatedly runs into a particular assassin known as "Ronaldo De Le Cruz" [I didn't come up with these names this is entirely her]. They eventually fall in love and Ronaldo vows to help Donald. Along the way they meet many people who help hide them in attics and basements to protect the caviars and eventually Ronaldo and Donald escape with the caviars hatching into over 9,000 baby fish that they start a lovely family with and raise them all into beautiful young fish gentlemens. Her version was much more -colorful- but this is the kind of weird things I have to read at 1AM in the morning from my lovely sister. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 AAAAAA DELETE THAT DELETE IT, IT WASN'T AS WEIRD AS SHE'S MAKING IT SOUND I SWEARRRRR 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 3 hours ago, Sakura said: AAAAAA DELETE THAT DELETE IT, IT WASN'T AS WEIRD AS SHE'S MAKING IT SOUND I SWEARRRRR It all sounded very fishy to me 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CornedBeef Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 12 hours ago, Sarada said: I will try to put my sisters sturgeon fanfic, story, whatever you want to call it, into terms that are forum safe and not NSFW :V Sister messages me last night and says she had an amazing story idea. Naturally I'm interested. I ask her to explain and she begins telling me the following idea [I will warn you ahead of time this is disturbing and weird]: Reveal hidden contents Picture a fanfic of a guy named Donald who works in accounting. He falls in love with a Sturgeon named Milton who he then has a one night stand with. He finds out later he is -somehow- going to be a dad and has thousands of caviar. Said caviar is *super rare* and the rich elite CEO of the company he works at finds out and tells all his rich buddies he's got a tip for how to get ahold of some extravagant caviar. What follows is a manhunt for Donald who goes on the run from hundreds of hired assassins who are trying to kill him and take his baby caviars for the rich peoples dinner party. Along the way he repeatedly runs into a particular assassin known as "Ronaldo De Le Cruz" [I didn't come up with these names this is entirely her]. They eventually fall in love and Ronaldo vows to help Donald. Along the way they meet many people who help hide them in attics and basements to protect the caviars and eventually Ronaldo and Donald escape with the caviars hatching into over 9,000 baby fish that they start a lovely family with and raise them all into beautiful young fish gentlemens. Her version was much more -colorful- but this is the kind of weird things I have to read at 1AM in the morning from my lovely sister. 10 hours ago, Sakura said: AAAAAA DELETE THAT DELETE IT, IT WASN'T AS WEIRD AS SHE'S MAKING IT SOUND I SWEARRRRR O___o;;; 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasuke Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 13 hours ago, Sarada said: I will try to put my sisters sturgeon fanfic, story, whatever you want to call it, into terms that are forum safe and not NSFW :V Sister messages me last night and says she had an amazing story idea. Naturally I'm interested. I ask her to explain and she begins telling me the following idea [I will warn you ahead of time this is disturbing and weird]: Reveal hidden contents Picture a fanfic of a guy named Donald who works in accounting. He falls in love with a Sturgeon named Milton who he then has a one night stand with. He finds out later he is -somehow- going to be a dad and has thousands of caviar. Said caviar is *super rare* and the rich elite CEO of the company he works at finds out and tells all his rich buddies he's got a tip for how to get ahold of some extravagant caviar. What follows is a manhunt for Donald who goes on the run from hundreds of hired assassins who are trying to kill him and take his baby caviars for the rich peoples dinner party. Along the way he repeatedly runs into a particular assassin known as "Ronaldo De Le Cruz" [I didn't come up with these names this is entirely her]. They eventually fall in love and Ronaldo vows to help Donald. Along the way they meet many people who help hide them in attics and basements to protect the caviars and eventually Ronaldo and Donald escape with the caviars hatching into over 9,000 baby fish that they start a lovely family with and raise them all into beautiful young fish gentlemens. Her version was much more -colorful- but this is the kind of weird things I have to read at 1AM in the morning from my lovely sister. What the hell did I just read? 11 hours ago, Sakura said: AAAAAA DELETE THAT DELETE IT, IT WASN'T AS WEIRD AS SHE'S MAKING IT SOUND I SWEARRRRR Knowing you it was possibly stranger. I know how weird you get after 2 am lmao 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarada Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 15 hours ago, Sakura said: AAAAAA DELETE THAT DELETE IT, IT WASN'T AS WEIRD AS SHE'S MAKING IT SOUND I SWEARRRRR Then let's talk about Cam instead of sturgeons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 2 hours ago, Sarada said: Then let's talk about Cam instead of sturgeons Be like a 2 second convo cuz there's nothing to talk about lmao 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarada Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 1 hour ago, Sakura said: Be like a 2 second convo cuz there's nothing to talk about lmao Doubt. Something is going on here and I intend to figure out what it is bwahaha. Changed my Husbando back to Ciel so I can join the Black Butler girls @Sakura and @Gale Felt odd not having him there anymore anyway :V 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gale Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 5 minutes ago, Sarada said: Changed my Husbando back to Ciel so I can join the Black Butler girls @Sakura and @Gale Hell yeah, Black Butler girlies. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colu Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 Ahaha, thanks for the sturgeon story, too funny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarada Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 15 minutes ago, Gale said: Hell yeah, Black Butler girlies. WOOOOOO We need a Sebby girlie :V 2 minutes ago, Colu said: Ahaha, thanks for the sturgeon story, too funny I get these types of things all the time there will be future ones :V 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colu Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 7 minutes ago, Sarada said: I get these types of things all the time there will be future ones :V Most excellent 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarada Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 I will consider that a benefit of having a crazy sister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohayotaku Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 So has Soramee been introduced to Sakura’s dad yet? Komekko = Sarada Kazuma = Soramee Megumin = Sakura 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 51 minutes ago, Ohayotaku said: So has Soramee been introduced to Sakura’s dad yet? Komekko = Sarada Kazuma = Soramee Megumin = Sakura OMG LMAO though funnily enough my dad does know of him because my dad plays OSRS and knows him as "Soda" as everyone in my OSRS clan does 4 hours ago, Sarada said: Doubt. Something is going on here and I intend to figure out what it is bwahaha. Changed my Husbando back to Ciel so I can join the Black Butler girls @Sakura and @Gale Felt odd not having him there anymore anyway :V AHHHH YAYYYYYYY THough yaaa like you said we do need a Seb girlie lol ~ 4 hours ago, Gale said: Hell yeah, Black Butler girlies. LESSGOOOOOOOOOO 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarada Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 (edited) 4 hours ago, Ohayotaku said: So has Soramee been introduced to Sakura’s dad yet? Komekko = Sarada Kazuma = Soramee Megumin = Sakura Fr that's so on point. I even think you nailed it with the characters because we are all 3 similar in ways to the characters you put us as 3 hours ago, Sakura said: OMG LMAO though funnily enough my dad does know of him because my dad plays OSRS and knows him as "Soda" as everyone in my OSRS clan does Yeah but no remember at the funeral when you kept texting Sora because he's more or less your ESA, dad asked you who you were texting? I yelled her husband and dad was like "...." And then I said "she forced some guy into marrying her as cat people" dad was still like "...." Then Denise interrupted and pulled him into the other room and you said to me "I hate you" and I was like..... :V a comforting thought: I doubt he remembers because he was too distracted with the funeral. @Ohayotakus meme almost got it completely right and I'm wondering if he's got psychic powers now oOoOooo Edited March 23 by Sarada 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasuke Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 10 hours ago, Ohayotaku said: So has Soramee been introduced to Sakura’s dad yet? Komekko = Sarada Kazuma = Soramee Megumin = Sakura That seems very like them 14 hours ago, Sarada said: I will consider that a benefit of having a crazy sister At least you are always thoroughly entertained. You can't beat free entertainment. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeref Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 11 hours ago, Sarada said: Fr that's so on point. I even think you nailed it with the characters because we are all 3 similar in ways to the characters you put us as Yeah but no remember at the funeral when you kept texting Sora because he's more or less your ESA, dad asked you who you were texting? I yelled her husband and dad was like "...." And then I said "she forced some guy into marrying her as cat people" dad was still like "...." Then Denise interrupted and pulled him into the other room and you said to me "I hate you" and I was like..... :V a comforting thought: I doubt he remembers because he was too distracted with the funeral. @Ohayotakus meme almost got it completely right and I'm wondering if he's got psychic powers now oOoOooo Did you really just refer to @Soramee_ as @Sakura ESA? He's an emotional support animal now? Is that a downgrade or upgrade from husband? And what is this story lmao. 16 hours ago, Ohayotaku said: So has Soramee been introduced to Sakura’s dad yet? Komekko = Sarada Kazuma = Soramee Megumin = Sakura Picturing @Sarada saying that is very rofl 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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