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10 hours ago, Sakura said:

Because he's nice making me not want to hit him even when he hits me, unlike you, who is mean u.u

NO I WILL NOT THE ONLY PERSON I'M COMING AFTER THIS TIME IS YOU :icondragonmad2plz:

Try it and I'll tell everyone about the sturgeon fish thing we talked about last night :V 

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2 hours ago, Sarada said:

Try it and I'll tell everyone about the sturgeon fish thing we talked about last night :V 

I'm going to need details 😆

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NOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOO NO NO NO 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW AAAAAAAA

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6 hours ago, Sakura said:

NOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOO NO NO NO 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW AAAAAAAA

I think I should. The people want to know. Your idea was excellent and after all you did say it was a story that needed to be told :smirk:

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I will try to put my sisters sturgeon fanfic, story, whatever you want to call it, into terms that are forum safe and not NSFW :V 

Sister messages me last night and says she had an amazing story idea. Naturally I'm interested. I ask her to explain and she begins telling me the following idea [I will warn you ahead of time this is disturbing and weird]:
 

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Picture a fanfic of a guy named Donald who works in accounting. He falls in love with a Sturgeon named Milton who he then has a one night stand with. He finds out later he is -somehow- going to be a dad and has thousands of caviar. Said caviar is *super rare* and the rich elite CEO of the company he works at finds out and tells all his rich buddies he's got a tip for how to get ahold of some extravagant caviar. What follows is a manhunt for Donald who goes on the run from hundreds of hired assassins who are trying to kill him and take his baby caviars for the rich peoples dinner party. Along the way he repeatedly runs into a particular assassin known as "Ronaldo De Le Cruz" [I didn't come up with these names this is entirely her]. They eventually fall in love and Ronaldo vows to help Donald. Along the way they meet many people who help hide them in attics and basements to protect the caviars and eventually Ronaldo and Donald escape with the caviars hatching into over 9,000 baby fish that they start a lovely family with and raise them all into beautiful young fish gentlemens. 

Her version was much more -colorful- but this is the kind of weird things I have to read at 1AM in the morning from my lovely sister. 

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AAAAAA DELETE THAT DELETE IT, IT WASN'T AS WEIRD AS SHE'S MAKING IT SOUND I SWEARRRRR

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3 hours ago, Sakura said:

AAAAAA DELETE THAT DELETE IT, IT WASN'T AS WEIRD AS SHE'S MAKING IT SOUND I SWEARRRRR

It all sounded very fishy to me 😁 🐟

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12 hours ago, Sarada said:

I will try to put my sisters sturgeon fanfic, story, whatever you want to call it, into terms that are forum safe and not NSFW :V 

Sister messages me last night and says she had an amazing story idea. Naturally I'm interested. I ask her to explain and she begins telling me the following idea [I will warn you ahead of time this is disturbing and weird]:
 

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Picture a fanfic of a guy named Donald who works in accounting. He falls in love with a Sturgeon named Milton who he then has a one night stand with. He finds out later he is -somehow- going to be a dad and has thousands of caviar. Said caviar is *super rare* and the rich elite CEO of the company he works at finds out and tells all his rich buddies he's got a tip for how to get ahold of some extravagant caviar. What follows is a manhunt for Donald who goes on the run from hundreds of hired assassins who are trying to kill him and take his baby caviars for the rich peoples dinner party. Along the way he repeatedly runs into a particular assassin known as "Ronaldo De Le Cruz" [I didn't come up with these names this is entirely her]. They eventually fall in love and Ronaldo vows to help Donald. Along the way they meet many people who help hide them in attics and basements to protect the caviars and eventually Ronaldo and Donald escape with the caviars hatching into over 9,000 baby fish that they start a lovely family with and raise them all into beautiful young fish gentlemens. 

Her version was much more -colorful- but this is the kind of weird things I have to read at 1AM in the morning from my lovely sister. 

 

10 hours ago, Sakura said:

AAAAAA DELETE THAT DELETE IT, IT WASN'T AS WEIRD AS SHE'S MAKING IT SOUND I SWEARRRRR

 

 

O___o;;;

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13 hours ago, Sarada said:

I will try to put my sisters sturgeon fanfic, story, whatever you want to call it, into terms that are forum safe and not NSFW :V 

Sister messages me last night and says she had an amazing story idea. Naturally I'm interested. I ask her to explain and she begins telling me the following idea [I will warn you ahead of time this is disturbing and weird]:
 

  Reveal hidden contents

Picture a fanfic of a guy named Donald who works in accounting. He falls in love with a Sturgeon named Milton who he then has a one night stand with. He finds out later he is -somehow- going to be a dad and has thousands of caviar. Said caviar is *super rare* and the rich elite CEO of the company he works at finds out and tells all his rich buddies he's got a tip for how to get ahold of some extravagant caviar. What follows is a manhunt for Donald who goes on the run from hundreds of hired assassins who are trying to kill him and take his baby caviars for the rich peoples dinner party. Along the way he repeatedly runs into a particular assassin known as "Ronaldo De Le Cruz" [I didn't come up with these names this is entirely her]. They eventually fall in love and Ronaldo vows to help Donald. Along the way they meet many people who help hide them in attics and basements to protect the caviars and eventually Ronaldo and Donald escape with the caviars hatching into over 9,000 baby fish that they start a lovely family with and raise them all into beautiful young fish gentlemens. 

Her version was much more -colorful- but this is the kind of weird things I have to read at 1AM in the morning from my lovely sister. 

What the hell did I just read? 

11 hours ago, Sakura said:

AAAAAA DELETE THAT DELETE IT, IT WASN'T AS WEIRD AS SHE'S MAKING IT SOUND I SWEARRRRR

Knowing you it was possibly stranger. I know how weird you get after 2 am lmao 🤣

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15 hours ago, Sakura said:

AAAAAA DELETE THAT DELETE IT, IT WASN'T AS WEIRD AS SHE'S MAKING IT SOUND I SWEARRRRR

Then let's talk about Cam instead of sturgeons 😏

 

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2 hours ago, Sarada said:

Then let's talk about Cam instead of sturgeons 😏

 

Be like a 2 second convo cuz there's nothing to talk about lmao 

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1 hour ago, Sakura said:

Be like a 2 second convo cuz there's nothing to talk about lmao 

Doubt. Something is going on here and I intend to figure out what it is bwahaha. 

Changed my Husbando back to Ciel so I can join the Black Butler girls @Sakura and @Gale

Felt odd not having him there anymore anyway :V

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5 minutes ago, Sarada said:

Changed my Husbando back to Ciel so I can join the Black Butler girls @Sakura and @Gale

Hell yeah, Black Butler girlies. 😎

 

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15 minutes ago, Gale said:

Hell yeah, Black Butler girlies. 😎

 

WOOOOOO We need a Sebby girlie :V 

2 minutes ago, Colu said:

Ahaha, thanks for the sturgeon story, too funny 😂 

I get these types of things all the time there will be future ones :V

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7 minutes ago, Sarada said:

I get these types of things all the time there will be future ones :V

Most excellent 

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So has Soramee been introduced to Sakura’s dad yet?

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Komekko = Sarada

Kazuma = Soramee

Megumin = Sakura

 

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51 minutes ago, Ohayotaku said:

So has Soramee been introduced to Sakura’s dad yet?

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Komekko = Sarada

Kazuma = Soramee

Megumin = Sakura

 

OMG 😭 LMAO though funnily enough my dad does know of him because my dad plays OSRS and knows him as "Soda" as everyone in my OSRS clan does 🤦‍♀️

4 hours ago, Sarada said:

Doubt. Something is going on here and I intend to figure out what it is bwahaha. 

Changed my Husbando back to Ciel so I can join the Black Butler girls @Sakura and @Gale

Felt odd not having him there anymore anyway :V

AHHHH YAYYYYYYY THough yaaa like you said we do need a Seb girlie lol ~

4 hours ago, Gale said:

Hell yeah, Black Butler girlies. 😎

 

LESSGOOOOOOOOOO

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4 hours ago, Ohayotaku said:

So has Soramee been introduced to Sakura’s dad yet?

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Komekko = Sarada

Kazuma = Soramee

Megumin = Sakura

 

Fr that's so on point. I even think you nailed it with the characters because we are all 3 similar in ways to the characters you put us as 👌

3 hours ago, Sakura said:

OMG 😭 LMAO though funnily enough my dad does know of him because my dad plays OSRS and knows him as "Soda" as everyone in my OSRS clan does 🤦‍♀️

Yeah but no remember at the funeral when you kept texting Sora because he's more or less your ESA, dad asked you who you were texting? I yelled her husband and dad was like "...." And then I said "she forced some guy into marrying her as cat people" dad was still like "...." Then Denise interrupted and pulled him into the other room and you said to me "I hate you" and I was like..... :V a comforting thought: I doubt he remembers because he was too distracted with the funeral.

@Ohayotakus meme almost got it completely right and I'm wondering if he's got psychic powers now oOoOooo 

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10 hours ago, Ohayotaku said:

So has Soramee been introduced to Sakura’s dad yet?

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Komekko = Sarada

Kazuma = Soramee

Megumin = Sakura

 

That seems very like them 🤣

14 hours ago, Sarada said:

I will consider that a benefit of having a crazy sister 😎

At least you are always thoroughly entertained. You can't beat free entertainment. 

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11 hours ago, Sarada said:

Fr that's so on point. I even think you nailed it with the characters because we are all 3 similar in ways to the characters you put us as 👌

Yeah but no remember at the funeral when you kept texting Sora because he's more or less your ESA, dad asked you who you were texting? I yelled her husband and dad was like "...." And then I said "she forced some guy into marrying her as cat people" dad was still like "...." Then Denise interrupted and pulled him into the other room and you said to me "I hate you" and I was like..... :V a comforting thought: I doubt he remembers because he was too distracted with the funeral.

@Ohayotakus meme almost got it completely right and I'm wondering if he's got psychic powers now oOoOooo 

Did you really just refer to @Soramee_ as @Sakura ESA? 😆 He's an emotional support animal now? Is that a downgrade or upgrade from husband? And what is this story lmao. 
 

 

16 hours ago, Ohayotaku said:

So has Soramee been introduced to Sakura’s dad yet?

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Komekko = Sarada

Kazuma = Soramee

Megumin = Sakura

 

Picturing @Sarada saying that is very rofl 

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