Popular Post Zariel Posted February 13 Popular Post Share Posted February 13 *I start inflating boats from the sporting section for the elfs* "Quick everyone get on, we can battle the evil Halloween Santa from the boats like pirates!" 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 8 hours ago, Sakura said: OH NO, THE WATER IS DROWNING THE ELVES ~shock~ Never fear, Megumin is here to evaporate all the water. EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasuke Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 *is evaporated by the explosion just trying to buy biscuits.* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zariel Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 *Sees a giant fireball coming at him and ducks under a table* "Maybe this will work like they teach us in earthquakes".. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 "NO YOU GOTTA GET ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES AND PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN! THAT STOPS TORNADOES IT'LL STOP FIRE!!" 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kari Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 -gets down on the ground like in the tornado drlls- "I think it's wo....." -dies in fire- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eris Posted February 15 Author Share Posted February 15 "Fret not. I'm a healing mage. I just got certified by Walmart a few minutes ago." *Restores every thing to normal except that every shopper now has three arms* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zariel Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 *Looking down at my 3 arms* "What the... what did you do to all of us?!" 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kari Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 -Looks at Zari- "It's okay you can just cut the 3rd arm off with one of the chainsaws evil walmart santa had" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 Goes to clothing department and askes "Do you have any shirts with three sleeves?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Zariel Posted February 17 Popular Post Share Posted February 17 *Looking at my 3rd arm and looking at the chainsaw* "No you know what I think I like this addition, I'll keep it" 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeref Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 *Being a smart businessman, I see an oppurtunity and set up a booth in the middle of the Walmart for 3rd arm removal services.* "It's painless I swear, mostly, you'll only feel a little pinch. Today we have a sale! Not only is it only 99.99 for an arm removal, but you can get a second arm removal for free!" 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 "oH WOW what a deal!~" "Can I get my arm removed, and get my friends arm removed for my free arm removal?" 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeref Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 19 hours ago, Sakura said: "oH WOW what a deal!~" "Can I get my arm removed, and get my friends arm removed for my free arm removal?" "No it must be your own arms, you cannot send the deal to a friend." 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 3 hours ago, Zeref said: "No it must be your own arms, you cannot send the deal to a friend." UNACCEPTABLE I WANT TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 7 hours ago, Sakura said: UNACCEPTABLE I WANT TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER Sorry, that's not possible, they all resigned because they couldn't cope with the stress caused by all the chaos happening in the store. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeref Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 "Miss if you don't calm down you'll be arrested by the Walmart super security task force." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zariel Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 *The Walmart super security task force drops down from a helicopter, and using a cannon attached to the helicopter, fires a hole through the roof and starts coming down from the helicopter on a rope into the store and scattering everywhere.* "CODE RED!!" *they scream* "A KAREN WANTS TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER AND IT'S ESCALATED!!! SHE'S THREATENING TO LEAVE A 1 STAR REVIEW!" 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 Me looking around at the chaos and destruction and thinking; "Wow a whole 1 star review, this place must be better than it looks" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 "I'm NOT a Karen!! Manager!! Now!!" ~ sees the task force~ "On second thought maybe I'll just leave.." ~ starts sneaking towards the door~ 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 Task Force leader shouts; "HEY YOU, STOP RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE! YOU CAN'T GO INITIATING A CODE RED ALERT AND THEN TRY AND SNEAK OFF!" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zariel Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 *Sending the task force to tackle Serey* "Get her guys, she's a can-i-speak-to-a-manager Karen!! 5 star wanted level!!" 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 ~Falling on the ground screaming~ "UNHAND ME YOU PEASANTS, I WILL HAVE YOUR JOBSSSSSS!!~" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 Thinks: "if she want's my job she can have it, it's no fun dealing with entitled karens all day" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 ~ Suddenly it starts to rain outside and the Walmart begins to flood~ Every Nyan for themselves AAAAAA to the boating department ~! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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