Wal*Mart Roleplay

[Sakura]

~I run around screaming as my hair catches on fire in the fire battle~

AHHHH I SAID GET THE PESSI PERVERT NOT SET ME ON FIREEEE

[Sarada]

*Walks out of Walmart* 

*Walks back in*

Why am I here? 

[Miguel_16]

*I tap sadara shoulder*

I'm asking the same thing *giggles*

[Colu]

FREE COOKIES

GET YOUR FREE COOKIES

*wanders around the store with the tray of infused cookies*
 

[Sarada]

*I run towards @Colu with the speed of the Flash and tackle her to the ground*

COOKIESSSSSSSSSSSS *grabs*

*Throws them into her mouth*

 

[Animedragon]

* Looks around at the chaos and destruction and wonders if this is normal for Walmart’s and starts thinking about going to another store *

[Zeref]

-Runs up and down the toy aisles until he finds YuGiOh cards and starts unboxing them while laying them out all over the aisle-

"Sweet I got a Blue Eyes White Dragon!!!" 

-Starts battling himself in the toy aisle-

-Sees @Colu with the cookies-

"I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL FOR THOSE COOKIES!"

[Colu]

40 minutes ago, Zeref said:

-Runs up and down the toy aisles until he finds YuGiOh cards and starts unboxing them while laying them out all over the aisle-

"Sweet I got a Blue Eyes White Dragon!!!" 

-Starts battling himself in the toy aisle-

-Sees @Colu with the cookies-

"I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL FOR THOSE COOKIES!"

[Animedragon]

* looks for light switches, finds them, but no lights come on *

* grabs torch from electronics department and goes in search of main fusebox *

[Animedragon]

* Walks past shelf wondering where the fusebox is *

[Sasuke]

*I come back into the Walmart just to buy some snacks and see all the chaos has gotten worse*

"Why do I even shop at this Walmart...." *I grumble to myself as I step around people dueling, dragons, Serey taking a bath all whilst in the pitch dark*

[Eris]

*Combusts into a giant glowing blob of light* 

"LET THERE BE LIGHT FOR THE GREAT GOD SARADOMIN HAS SMILED UPON THIS PARTICULAR WALMART. CUSTOMERS DO NOT LOOK INTO THE LIGHT. SIMPLY FIND YOUR ITEMS AND YOUR JOY SHALL BE ETERNAL UNDER THE WALMART SUN!!"

[froggy]

"Officer Froggy, we got some undead perps and a dragon. Code 309"

"Heard, Froggy out" *I use caution tape and encircle the entire buidling so no one can get in*

[Sakura]

*Tries to go outside and sees the police and runs back in the Walmart screaming* EVERYONE THE PO PO IS OUTSIDE GET TO THE GUN SECTION AND PREPARE FOR A SHOOT OUT SOME OF US WILL DIE BUT WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS!~ 

*Grabs a flamethrower* "I'm going down in a blaze of glory for my last hoorahhhh~! 

[Animedragon]

* Looks at assembled company *

"Courage people, we have dragons, so we have air superiority"

* Dragons take off *

[froggy]

"Chaos? Not on my watch..." I smirk, unwrapping another roll of police tape and stringing it around the entire building again. (Just to make sure everyone knows its a restricted area yknow)

[Colu]

Well, that’s enough of this silliness

*slips out through an emergency exit at the back of the store and leaves the area*

[Kirika_Madeleine]

Enter's the backdoor

 

"Umm excuse me new employee this my first day of the job.

[Eris]

*Throws @Kirika_Madeleine a chainsaw* "Welcome new employee. The Froggy police are invading our Walmart and we must stop them at all costs!" 

*Charges with @Sakura towards the police following the dragons* "ATTACK FROM ABOVE AND BELOW AT THE SAME TIME WE HAVE THE ADVANTAGE!" 

[Kirika_Madeleine]

Sir yes Sir!

*proceed to attack the froggy police with a chainsaw little bit bloody*

 

[Miguel_16]

*Chainsaw man walks in*

I want you to use me like that

*I punch him*

[Kirika_Madeleine]

Sir we have a problem looks like the police have a tank but they haven't loaded any ammo or missile they want a threat.

Edited May 17, 2025 by Kirika_Madeleine

[Animedragon]

If they want a threat my dragons are happy to oblige if asked. Nothing can survive dragonfire, their little tank will just melt.

* The dragons land and watch the tank with interest and ready to, literally, return fire if the tank makes any aggressive moves *

[Moestub]

*Being not very observant, i enter the wrecked store rolled in police tape, ready to do my daily shopping, only to find out knocked shelves, along with tanks and dragon face to face*

Humm anyone know where are the employees ? I think they might deserve a generous raise !  

[Zeref]

*I grab Yugioh cards and start throwing them at the police trying to summon them like on the show*

"Exodia! GO! I choose you!"

*shakes my cards around*

"Why aren't these damn things working?!"