Colu Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 (edited) *falls backwards in my lawn chair when @Eris the White appears before me* holy christ *eyes the weed thoughtfully* no. I won’t burn it. I will bring us all to a higher plane of existence instead. *untangles myself from the lawn chair and heads for the front of the store to grab a shopping cart* I must go shopping! *takes my shopping cart and navigates towards the kitchen supplies, being careful to avoid dragon tails, cheese shenanigans, and slippery floors* ah, these will do nicely *picks up various baking utensils such as cookie sheets, spatulas, measuring cups, spoons, mixing bowls, etc and tosses them into my cart* *gazes at the aisle signs to find my next destination, baking supplies, and heads for it* ooohoohoohooohoo this is gonna be gooooood! *flour, salt, sugar, cocoa, chocolate chips, butter, eggs, and everything else needed for double chocolate chip cookies, all thrown in the cart* *checks to make sure the greeter @Zeref is still occupied* Great, looks like he’s tied up with @Sarada begging for death, now’s my chance! *quickly b-lines for the front of the store, going right past the checkouts* *a customer service worker almost sees what I’m about to do, but thankfully one of @Animedragon’s very real dragons has become quite fascinated with the seasonal merch at the front of the store and the customer service worker is desperately trying to lead it away before it can cause any damage. It looks like it just wants to play with one of the beach balls, but I can’t think about that right now, time to go!* *boldly I walk through the front door without paying for my shopping cart full of goodies* alright, Courtney-D, you did it, now let’s get your butt over to Home Depot. Ha! It’s even just right across the street! *heads for Home Depot and sneaks inside with my Walmart cart* *heads for the kitchen displays* *pushes some buttons on one of the ovens* no power, makes sense. Hmm *hides my Walmart cart stealthily in the kitchen display and heads for the electrical section, keeping an eye for any outlets along the way* BEHOLD, AN EXTENSION CORD!!! *other customers stare at me like a deranged lunatic* *coughs* it’s just the kind I’ve been looking for….ha ha… *grabs the extension cord and makes a mad dash back to the kitchen display* *the extension cord won’t work for an appliance, what a dummy* oh dang, is that? holy shit it is. No way no way no way, fuck yeah! *there’s an appliance plug right near another oven, allowing me to supply power and get to work* *decarbs the weed* *infuses the butter* it is time. *makes double chocolate chip cookies with infused weed butter* *quite a deal of time later I manage to sneak back out of Home Depot and head to the Walmart* *I step through the front door and hold the tray of infused cookies up high and gather as much power into my lungs as possible* WHO WANTS FREE COOKIES !!!!!?????? Edited May 9 by Colu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 * I've been told that my dragons were behind the ornamental trees but left when @CornedBeef covered the walls with cheese because they don't like cheese! * * Goes off to raid the stock room for all the unsold Easter eggs to lure the dragons back because dragons like eating chocolate Easter eggs * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CornedBeef Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 *orders more cheese to be stocked in Walmart* "Mwahahaha!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeref Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 -Walks to Sakura who is taking a bath in the trash can while Miguel stares at her- "A victim is drowning!" -Grabs her out of the trash can and starts giving her CPR- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 GET YOUR FACE OFF OF MINE YOU PERVERT!!!!!! ~I scream and jump away pointing at @Zeref~ SOMEONE HELP ME THIS PERVERT IS ACCOSTING ME!!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eris Posted May 8 Author Share Posted May 8 *I come running over to Sakura* "Don't worry ma'am. I'm an ex cop. I'll take care of this pervert for you." *I grab a flame thrower off a shelf and fire it at Pessi catching an aisles on fire which makes @Animedragondragons think I'm challenging them to a fire duel* "Uh oh..." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 * My dragons accept the challenge and since Dragonfire is one of the most destructive forces in the known universe the whole aisle is vaporised in an instant * 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 ~I run around screaming as my hair catches on fire in the fire battle~ AHHHH I SAID GET THE PESSI PERVERT NOT SET ME ON FIREEEE 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarada Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 *Walks out of Walmart* *Walks back in* Why am I here? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel_16 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 *I tap sadara shoulder* I'm asking the same thing *giggles* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colu Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 FREE COOKIES GET YOUR FREE COOKIES *wanders around the store with the tray of infused cookies* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarada Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 *I run towards @Colu with the speed of the Flash and tackle her to the ground* COOKIESSSSSSSSSSSS *grabs* *Throws them into her mouth* 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CornedBeef Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 *locks himself in the ice cream fridge and munches all the ice cream* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 * Looks around at the chaos and destruction and wonders if this is normal for Walmart’s and starts thinking about going to another store * 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CornedBeef Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 2 hours ago, Animedragon said: * Looks around at the chaos and destruction and wonders if this is normal for Walmart’s and starts thinking about going to another store * *blocks the exit with choco bears* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeref Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 -Runs up and down the toy aisles until he finds YuGiOh cards and starts unboxing them while laying them out all over the aisle- "Sweet I got a Blue Eyes White Dragon!!!" -Starts battling himself in the toy aisle- -Sees @Colu with the cookies- "I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL FOR THOSE COOKIES!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colu Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 40 minutes ago, Zeref said: -Runs up and down the toy aisles until he finds YuGiOh cards and starts unboxing them while laying them out all over the aisle- "Sweet I got a Blue Eyes White Dragon!!!" -Starts battling himself in the toy aisle- -Sees @Colu with the cookies- "I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL FOR THOSE COOKIES!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CornedBeef Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 *boards up all the windows* "No sunlight!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 * looks for light switches, finds them, but no lights come on * * grabs torch from electronics department and goes in search of main fusebox * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CornedBeef Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 *hides the fuse box behind a shelf* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 * Walks past shelf wondering where the fusebox is * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasuke Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 *I come back into the Walmart just to buy some snacks and see all the chaos has gotten worse* "Why do I even shop at this Walmart...." *I grumble to myself as I step around people dueling, dragons, Serey taking a bath all whilst in the pitch dark* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eris Posted May 13 Author Share Posted May 13 *Combusts into a giant glowing blob of light* "LET THERE BE LIGHT FOR THE GREAT GOD SARADOMIN HAS SMILED UPON THIS PARTICULAR WALMART. CUSTOMERS DO NOT LOOK INTO THE LIGHT. SIMPLY FIND YOUR ITEMS AND YOUR JOY SHALL BE ETERNAL UNDER THE WALMART SUN!!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggy Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 "Officer Froggy, we got some undead perps and a dragon. Code 309" "Heard, Froggy out" *I use caution tape and encircle the entire buidling so no one can get in* 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 *Tries to go outside and sees the police and runs back in the Walmart screaming* EVERYONE THE PO PO IS OUTSIDE GET TO THE GUN SECTION AND PREPARE FOR A SHOOT OUT SOME OF US WILL DIE BUT WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS!~ *Grabs a flamethrower* "I'm going down in a blaze of glory for my last hoorahhhh~! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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