Eris Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 RP board to pretend we are all at Wal*mart and you are (probably) an unhinged shopper. - Hello, Welcome to Wal*mart *rams cart into the person who walks in first clipping their heels* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 (edited) ~I fall down screaming from being ran over by a cart~ "I'M SUINGGG I'M SUEING ALL OF YOU!!!!!" ~I scream and wail on the floor crawling around flailing~ "I'LL HAVE YOUR JOBBBB PEASANTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!" ~I start spasming on the floor~ "GET ME MY ATTORNEYYYYYY!!!!!!" Edited May 2 by Sakura 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eris Posted May 2 Author Share Posted May 2 *I look at you screaming on the floor and shout over the loud speaker* "Clean up on Aisle 7!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 ~I purposely bang my ankles on more carts~ AGHHH AHH GOD I'VE BEEN WOUNDED AGAIN. THIS STORE IS A DESTRUCTION ZONE!!!!! CALL OJ SIMPSON!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eris Posted May 2 Author Share Posted May 2 Ma'am this is a Wendy's. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 1 hour ago, Eris said: Ma'am this is a Wendy's. How would this be a wendy if you said this was a walmart 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eris Posted May 2 Author Share Posted May 2 9 hours ago, Lucky said: How would this be a wendy if you said this was a walmart *Calls Wal*mart security* We have one of them nerds arguing with staff in electronics. Send in the big guy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarada Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 *Watches as security arrests Lucky while my dog pees in the aisle* So not resh of that guy :V 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eris Posted May 2 Author Share Posted May 2 CLEAN UP ON AISLE 9 HAZMAT REQUIRED. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasuke Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 *I appear in hazmat gear* *I'm not an employee I'm just dressed that way* *Approaching Eris* Where is the dish soap aisle?! It's urgent! (What the hell is this thread? ) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eris Posted May 2 Author Share Posted May 2 *I take you to the dish soap aisle and @Sakura is there taking a bath in one of the garbage cans and filling it with dish soap* "Miss you can't do that here. Bath accessories are in home goods". 1 hour ago, Sasuke said: (What the hell is this thread? ) I don't know I was bored. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 * I arrive wanting to know where the pet food aisle is because my dragons are hungry * 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeref Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 I don't know what's happening but I'm going to join in -Walks in behind the dragons and immediately gets eaten- -I'm now the ghost that haunts the Walmart- OoOo0O0O0o0O0OOOOooooo -Floats around behind @Animedragon- 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eris Posted May 3 Author Share Posted May 3 "Oh no it's the guy with the dragons again" * I mutter under my breath cleaning up the mess of Pessi's burnt body* "That's the 12th one this week." "Aisle 79 for dragon food and accessories mate" *I say swinging a vacuum cleaner at Pessi's ghost* "Go on!! GIT! We don't need any more ghosts getting into the women's changing room." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeref Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 3 hours ago, Eris said: "Oh no it's the guy with the dragons again" * I mutter under my breath cleaning up the mess of Pessi's burnt body* "That's the 12th one this week." "Aisle 79 for dragon food and accessories mate" *I say swinging a vacuum cleaner at Pessi's ghost* "Go on!! GIT! We don't need any more ghosts getting into the women's changing room." -I float around Cams head and then swoop up in the air towards the changing rooms dodging the vacuum cleaners he is throwing at me- oo00o0o0ooooooo000oooo 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 * Tells dragons off for eating @Zeref, they're not supposed to eat people . Takes them over to aisle 79 before they eat anyone else. * 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eris Posted May 3 Author Share Posted May 3 *Audible sigh* "Now we are going to have another law suit on our hands. I don't get paid enough for this shwit." *Looks at @Animedragon* "If you need flea and tick product we've got new ones for dragons on the top shelves. It's only been tested on mermaids and unicorns but it's probably safe." *Runs after @Zeref with a mop humming the ghost buster tune* 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarada Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 *Takes my little Chihuahua over to the dragon aisle and it starts loudly barking at the dragons* "Excuse me what shampoo do you use on your dragons I want my baby foofoo to look like them " :V 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colu Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 *walks through the front entrance and stops* Wait why am I here? *leaves and goes to Home Depot* 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeref Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 -I gather other Walmart ghosts together to launch a full scale attack on Eris and other Walmart shoppers- -The lights go in and out as dozens of ghosts dive bomb innocent shoppers- oo0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eris Posted May 4 Author Share Posted May 4 "That's it. I quit" *yells over loudspeaker* "CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION SHOPPERS? I QUIT AND ALL OF YOU SUCK". *Goes to the bakery section and starts unboxing cakes and laying them on the ground and starts eating them as I sit back and watch the ghosts attacking shoppers.* 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 * Returning to the shop again I find total chaos. * I see a, former, member of staff eating cakes and a hoard of ghosts attacking shoppers * * The commotion scares the dragons who promptly start attacking the ghosts * 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarada Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 *I grab my baby chihuahua Foofoo and run screaming as a dragon catches my hair on fire when it thought I was a ghost* AGHHHHHHHH!!!! *I run into the bathroom aisle where @Sakura is and dive in her trash can full of water she is taking a bath in to put the fire out* 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CornedBeef Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 *I pour chocolate syrup all over myself and run around the place while devouring all the snacks in the aisles* "OM NOM NOM NOM" 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 * I notice that the store manager has barricaded him self in the back office and has called the police and the riot squad to deal with all the commotion.* * I quickly try to calm my dragons and hope to get out before the police arrive * 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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