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RP board to pretend we are all at Wal*mart and you are (probably) an unhinged shopper. 

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Hello, Welcome to Wal*mart *rams cart into the person who walks in first clipping their heels* 

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~I fall down screaming from being ran over by a cart~
"I'M SUINGGG I'M SUEING ALL OF YOU!!!!!" ~I scream and wail on the floor crawling around flailing~
"I'LL HAVE YOUR JOBBBB PEASANTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!" 
~I start spasming on the floor~
"GET ME MY ATTORNEYYYYYY!!!!!!"

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*I look at you screaming on the floor and shout over the loud speaker* "Clean up on Aisle 7!" 

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~I purposely bang my ankles on more carts~

AGHHH AHH GOD I'VE BEEN WOUNDED AGAIN. THIS STORE IS A DESTRUCTION ZONE!!!!! CALL OJ SIMPSON!!!

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1 hour ago, Eris said:

Ma'am this is a Wendy's. 

How would this be a wendy if you said this was a walmart 🤣

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9 hours ago, Lucky said:

How would this be a wendy if you said this was a walmart 🤣

*Calls Wal*mart security* We have one of them nerds arguing with staff in electronics. Send in the big guy. 

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*Watches as security arrests Lucky while my dog pees in the aisle* 

So not resh of that guy :V 

 

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*I appear in hazmat gear*

*I'm not an employee I'm just dressed that way*

*Approaching Eris* Where is the dish soap aisle?! It's urgent! 

(What the hell is this thread? 🤣)

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*I take you to the dish soap aisle and @Sakura is there taking a bath in one of the garbage cans and filling it with dish soap* "Miss you can't do that here. Bath accessories are in home goods". 

1 hour ago, Sasuke said:

 

(What the hell is this thread? 🤣)

I don't know I was bored.

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I don't know what's happening but I'm going to join in 😆

-Walks in behind the dragons and immediately gets eaten-

-I'm now the ghost that haunts the Walmart-

OoOo0O0O0o0O0OOOOooooo -Floats around behind @Animedragon-

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"Oh no it's the guy with the dragons again" * I mutter under my breath cleaning up the mess of Pessi's burnt body* "That's the 12th one this week."

"Aisle 79 for dragon food and accessories mate" *I say swinging a vacuum cleaner at Pessi's ghost* "Go on!! GIT!  We don't need any more ghosts getting into the women's changing room." 

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3 hours ago, Eris said:

"Oh no it's the guy with the dragons again" * I mutter under my breath cleaning up the mess of Pessi's burnt body* "That's the 12th one this week."

"Aisle 79 for dragon food and accessories mate" *I say swinging a vacuum cleaner at Pessi's ghost* "Go on!! GIT!  We don't need any more ghosts getting into the women's changing room." 

-I float around Cams head and then swoop up in the air towards the changing rooms dodging the vacuum cleaners he is throwing at me-

oo00o0o0ooooooo000oooo

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*Audible sigh*
"Now we are going to have another law suit on our hands. I don't get paid enough for this shwit."
*Looks at @Animedragon*
"If you need flea and tick product we've got new ones for dragons on the top shelves. It's only been tested on mermaids and unicorns but it's probably safe."
*Runs after @Zeref with a mop humming the ghost buster tune* 

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*Takes my little Chihuahua over to the dragon aisle and it starts loudly barking at the dragons* 

"Excuse me what shampoo do you use on your dragons I want my baby foofoo to look like them " :V 

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*walks through the front entrance and stops*
Wait why am I here?

*leaves and goes to Home Depot*

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-I gather other Walmart ghosts together to launch a full scale attack on Eris and other Walmart shoppers-

-The lights go in and out as dozens of ghosts dive bomb innocent shoppers-

oo0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o

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"That's it. I quit"
*yells over loudspeaker* "CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION SHOPPERS? I QUIT AND ALL OF YOU SUCK".
*Goes to the bakery section and starts unboxing cakes and laying them on the ground and starts eating them as I sit back and watch the ghosts attacking shoppers.*

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* Returning to the shop again I find total chaos.

* I see a, former, member of staff eating cakes and a hoard of ghosts attacking shoppers *

* The commotion scares the dragons who promptly start attacking the ghosts *

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*I grab my baby chihuahua Foofoo and run screaming as a dragon catches my hair on fire when it thought I was a ghost*

AGHHHHHHHH!!!!

*I run into the bathroom aisle where @Sakura is and dive in her trash can full of water she is taking a bath in to put the fire out*

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* I notice that the store manager has barricaded him self in the back office and has called the police and the riot squad to deal with all the commotion.*

* I quickly try to calm my dragons and hope to get out before the police arrive *

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