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Wal*Mart Roleplay


Eris

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*I join @Zeref eating popcorn and sit on the bread rack which breaks and I fall on the floor covered in bread loaves*

Ack! Omg! (⊙︿⊙✿) Someone help!! *starts munching on the bread* "Actually no, never mind! I'm good down here!" 

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*A manager revives me and puts me on a cash register*
"Welcome to Wal*mart let's pretend I didn't almost just die and let me check out your order." *I say scanning a 1000 loafs of bread for Rosie*.

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-Seeing @Animedragon at the door I pull out a Pokeball and summon my Digimon to battle him-

"I challenge you for the Walmart gym badge..!"

"Go Dark Magician Girl!!" 

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*Stops Kari on her way out.* "Excuse me miss, I'm in asset protection and I see you've shoved some unpaid for electronics in your pants. We're going to have to arrest you and take you into the Walmart detention center."

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*Rolls off her bread to watch the arresting scene unfolding wondering if Cam will arrest the thief with his Digimon things*

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Comes into the Walmart
 

I heard there is a gym leader here named Sam Walton and I'm ready to get my Walmart badge!

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On 2/5/2026 at 6:27 PM, Zariel said:

*Points at @Eris*
"Hey stop that! No PokeDigiOh matches inside the store!!" *calls security*

"As mentioned, I am security, and you're under store arrest."

-Stops @PikaPuff-

"And you're also going to have to come with me to the back room.." -whispers- "That's where,.. he waits.."

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-Goes to the checkout and grabs a lighter-
-marches to the firework aisle-
-begins lighting them off in the store-
God bless America!! Happy 4th of July!!!

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~Jumps around dodging fireworks~

"EVERY DAY IS 4TH OF JULY IN 'MERICA!!!!!" ~a bald eagle flies past as I pick up an American flag and wave it around~

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*Starts blasting the Star Spangled Banner over the Walmart speakers*

"Ohh say does that star spangled banner yet waveeee, over the land of the freeee, and the homeee, of the braveee!!"

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-Begins to sing Christmas carols- 

Look everyone! Walmart Santa is coming! 

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-elves running around screaming trying to escape-

Someone should do something 

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~ Watches elves running every which way~ "NO!! THE ELVES NEED TO STAND UP TO THIS BULLY THAT'S BEEN FORCING THEM TO MAKE TOYS FOR WALMART FOR CENTURIES! IT'S TIME.. THE. ELVES. FIGHT. BACK!! TAKE DOWN CORPORATE GREED!!" 
 

~Begins to arm the elves with weapons from the sporting section and tools section~ 

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4 hours ago, Sakura said:

~ Watches elves running every which way~ "NO!! THE ELVES NEED TO STAND UP TO THIS BULLY THAT'S BEEN FORCING THEM TO MAKE TOYS FOR WALMART FOR CENTURIES! IT'S TIME.. THE. ELVES. FIGHT. BACK!! TAKE DOWN CORPORATE GREED!!" 
 

~Begins to arm the elves with weapons from the sporting section and tools section~ 

Aqua, as the goddess of water, smashed water everywhere to calm everyone down.

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4 hours ago, animechat said:

Aqua, as the goddess of water, smashed water everywhere to calm everyone down.

OH NO, THE WATER IS DROWNING THE ELVES ~shock~

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