Kari Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 -grabs a life vest that happens to be floating by- "I'm going to be so rich after I sue Walmart for this!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Grabs small inflatable as it passes by, then I realise there's no oars! "Oh no, I'm up the creek without a paddle!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Zariel Posted February 23 Popular Post Share Posted February 23 *Getting on the loudspeaker* "Everyone should remain calm, due to the inconvenience there is a discount on baked beans." 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeref Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 *Jumping into the raging waters to get to the aisle with beans.* "Now that is an offer I can't pass up, even if I have to battle raging water to get to it. If I die here in this Walmart it will have been for good cause of getting the lowest sale price on beans and I will die fighting so at least I will go to Valhalla." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 This topic always reminds me of that Costco bit in Idiocracy. Carry on.... Spoiler 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sakura Posted February 23 Popular Post Share Posted February 23 ~Drowning in the water but grabs onto a floating bag of chips~ "THANK GOD THEY FILL THESE WITH 90% AIR THESE DAYS!" 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kari Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 "Oh sweet chips!" -starts to grab bags of floating chips to eat while floating around in her life vest- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zariel Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 *Loud speaker announcement* "Anyone eating chips will have to pay for them or face the Walmart firing squad. As always thank you for shopping at your local friendly Walmart store." 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggy Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 *I stuff the rest of the cool ranch doritos into my face and hide the empty bag behind a wall of toilet paper* "Well I'm just gonna squeeze right outta here..." I say to myself as I slink alongside the walls towards the closest exit..... "I'm a bug, just a fly on the wall..." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayame Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 *Dresses up in the same outfit as the Walmart firing squad thinking that will help her smuggle chips out* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eris Posted February 25 Author Share Posted February 25 "The only way to solve any of this is to destroy this Walmart and start anew." *I realize I have to do the unthinkable and destroy the Walmart and everyone inside.* "It's..the only way to restore peace.." *With a missile I stole from Russia I blow up the Walmart and everyone with it.* "Always low prices. Right up until the end." *Somewhere in Heaven the Walmart appears with everyone inside, now angels, to begin a heavenly Walmart experience.* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggy Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 as heavenly light begins to blind me, i see a walmart gunman, i start running away. But they don't shoot. But then again neither of us can see bc of blinding heavenly light* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zariel Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 *Wakes up back in the Walmart but with wings now and all the customers are angels* "What in the hel..heaven happened?".... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animechat Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Katsura Kotarou called customer service, and they got angry, using Mahoraga to undo previous actions, and everything went back to normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 What counts as "normal" in a Walmart store ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animechat Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 Normal when no one is there. Walmart started working again and aura is off the charts when titans started shopping for and buying big-sized pants and T-shirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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