existentiallylostdumbell

Like I want to be twisted for awhile

You could say not everything I've watched on the internet I'm proud of, it's all legal, but to be frank, if the choice were between my history being released to the public and a five-year prison sentence, I think I'd choose prison. I go through different phases, sometimes you need to feel fucked up to feel good. Sometimes I imagine a girl I used to have a crush on loves me so I can fall asleep, alternately other women I would like to date love me. I used to imagine angel women falling from the sky to fall asleep. There's a special place in hell reserved in my heart for some people, I do my best not to go there anymore. Sometimes I will buy Keurig cups I know have sugar in them because I do not permit myself to take sugar in my coffee. Sometimes I satisfy my sugar cravings by eating raisins, often with fruit. Usually, though, cravings are due to bad moods. I am more likely to permit myself to eat sugary things if they are free. I watch too many youtube videos. I like pewdiepie TBH I watch too much porn. I smell my own farts. I love burning things if I can think of an excuse to. I love Lucy Rose's music, that's not something I would ever tell someone in the real world.

You know, I was going to post non-nude a picture of a pornstar in her cosplay getup, but I didn't, I'm going to pat myself on the back now.

I wonder what cat tastes like?

My, my, I've found a thread I can't simply reply bewbs to. The ability to make myself lose my sense of time, or nowadays, knowledge I want. I'm a lapsed reader, used to read 700 pages in a few days, now I can only read if I feel the subject is useful.

guess what the first thing I was going to say was

Actually, don't know how to type properly, tried teaching myself with a game called typing of the dead, but quit when I beat it.

I admire a guy named Adrian from boxing because he's a freaking beast. I admire John the trainer guy from boxing because I do, I respect him. I used to admire and still do admire to an extent, a man named Elliott Hulse, you could say I respect him philosophically and as a person, the wisdom he has shared has helped me. At the same time however, I find myself irritated by his marketing strategies and somewhat doubtful of his intentions now. I no longer know if he is the man I thought he was, however, the things he says still have meaning to me. No-one's perfect. I also admire anyone who has the courage to live freely as they like to. At the end of the day perhaps it isn't best to put your faith in one person, we are all human and infinitely fallible after all. Best to trust your gut and your own thinking if it is clear. Follow no man but yourself.

What's a discord?

I have three pairs of shoes, two pairs of boots, and a pair of sandals: Normal shoes, smelly gym shoes, shoes for dressy stuff, sandals for daily existence in the summer, and boots for winter. I will wear them until the soles break.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/katangus/what-kind-of-asshole-are-you?utm_term=.dbbpZYNwlD#.rkOMGelwL3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE_bbNDWzu0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjjlsW1MDmc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeKtQsBAomU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr2za5MtVfc

Either black or blue, generally I prefer darker shades of color and despise bright ones. Dark blue is my favorite color on its own, but if I'm wearing clothes, black.

One horse sized duck, I'd get a large knife, tie it to a stick securely, sneak up to it, cut it's long skinny legs so it couldn't stand, slash it's eyes, once blinded, stab it till it died. Then I would keep a chunk for myself and cook up the rest and give it to people.

Roger, permission to be a dumbass recieved

Dragon Ball Z, I would become the universe's ultimate fighter and plow bimbo's, nuff said.

Yeah, in high school a few times, got it for free from a sociopathic guy who took a liking to me for whatever reason. Didn't keep in touch, thankfully. It was interesting, took me outside of what I understood reality to be, reduced my mental capacity to that of a child's and made me paranoid a bit later.

If tacos were a woman, I would sleep with them

I have poor self-control and so made a rule I could only be online at a certain time in an effort to get my sorry ass to do things, other than lift and hit bags.

Damn, right off the bat, that's a hard one. I used to love chocolate mint, tbh honest though the amount of sweetness I can handle has decreased with age, so I guess a very savory double chocolate chunk. I just discovered Banana Cream Pie is a flavor, lolz: http://brusters.com/flavors/ice-cream-flavors/

I'm only online between 6:45 and 9:45 PM, but feel free to ask me stuff, I promise to be brutally honest to the extent that I make both of us uncomfortable. Or more like I will be, regardless, you've been warned. Will I be narcissistic enough to keep this thread alive? We shall see.