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Wal*Mart Roleplay


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"Cuz we ain't in YugiOh!, dumbo!"
I throw my Pokéball.

"Mudkip, I choose you!"
The ball clinks onto the ground.
"Well I give up, were not in Pokémon either."

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"Oh gods it's happening again this is the second Walmart funeral I've done where the dead person has woken up!!" 

*frantically pulls Sora from the hole so hard he shoots up into the air and lands in a pile of hoses*

*shouts in joy* "OUR RS GOD HAS RISEN!" 

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*wonders what she means by "again"*

*Ties Soramee up with the hoses* 

"There now that zombie won't escape. It seems as if we might have a zombie outbreak on our hands now however...."

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* Answers phone and a voice says "this is microsoft security we've detected that your PC has a virus" I tell them that we're under attack by zombies and a PC virus is the least of our worries, caller hangs up in confusion *

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I am Amelia. I'm trying to enjoy a normal day shopping with my sister Amanda, but all these crazy people seem to wanna cause all sorts of trouble for everyone.

"I just wanna grab dinner and go..." I said, weary about all this. Amanda wants pizza. I'm totally not into pizza...yeah... totally don't like pizza at all...

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  • 1 month later...
On 7/27/2025 at 5:59 AM, SurrealBrain said:

I am Amelia. I'm trying to enjoy a normal day shopping with my sister Amanda, but all these crazy people seem to wanna cause all sorts of trouble for everyone.

"I just wanna grab dinner and go..." I said, weary about all this. Amanda wants pizza. I'm totally not into pizza...yeah... totally don't like pizza at all...

Bit fun when a guy in Wal-Mart looks like Eren.                                                    Hope he never bit his hand and didn't become a Titan.😆 😅

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20 hours ago, Sakura said:

I forgot this existed lmaoooo ~

 

*Walks back into Walmart eating a stolen loaf of bread and pulls the greeters shirt over his head*

-Runs by you and steals your loaf of stolen bread and puts it back on the shelf. Afterwards I swat you with a chair from the furniture section over the head-
"No Serey, we don't steal breads from the elderly Walmart shoppers."

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*Ties up both Zari and Serey and throws them into the Wal*mart fish tanks.*

"Oops, I think those had piranha in them........."

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