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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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One of my favorites, To the world you are somebody, but to somebody you are the world.

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• Once I wanted total happiness – now I will settle for a little less pain.
 
• One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.
 
• Just when I nearly had the answer, I forgot the question.
 
• It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.
 
• There are some things children cannot know, because once they learn them they are no longer children.
 
• The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.
 
• Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.
 
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
 
• Forgive me now – tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.
 
• My social life is much better, since I stopped spending it with other people.
 
• I've found the secret of happiness, total disregard of everybody.
 
• When you plan a journey from your mind into mine, remember to allow for the time difference.
 
• No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas.
 
• I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
 
• The surest way to learn is by doing it,
but often, the lesson is: Don't do it!
 
• The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other.
 
• Not being able to do everything is no excuse for not doing everything you can.
 
• The best thing about being too late is that there's no more need to hurry.
 
• The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not.
 
• If only our great thinkers could learn to talk, and our great talkers could learn to think.
 
• Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest.
 
 
• I have abandoned my search for truth and am now looking for a good fantasy.
 
 
• For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called “here”.
 
 
• The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary.
 
 
• If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
 
 
• Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction.
 
 
• There may not be a Heaven, but there is a San Francisco.
 
 
• The closest you will ever come in this life to an orderly universe is a good library.
 
 
• The whole world is our dining room, but be careful: it is also our garbage can.
 
 
• Unless you move, the place where you are is the place where you will always be.
 
 
• The time for action is past!
Now is the time for senseless bickering!
 
 
• If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.
 
 
• I will always love the false image I had of you.
 
 
• My life so far has been a long series of things I wasn't ready for.
 
 
• Strangely enough, this is the past that somebody in the future is longing to go back to.
 
 
• Things are sometimes better left as they are, but you can't be sure until you change them.
 
 
• My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.
 
 
• Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
 
 
• The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.
 
 
• I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?
 
 
• Everything takes longer than you expect,
even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.
 
 
• Life can be very deep, but I'm trying to stay at the shallow end.
 
 
• If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.
 
 
• I feel much better, now that I've given up hope.
 
 
• Beware! Freedom of speech also includes the freedom to be misunderstood.
 
 
• The older you get, the more important it is to not act your age.
 
 
• The longer I live, the less future there is to worry about.
 
 
• There's no harm in talking to yourself,
but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.
 
 
• If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.
 
 
• Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.
 
 
• Please don't believe everything you hear about me,
regardless of how true it may be.
 
 
• I have no prejudices: all my irrational hatreds are based on solid evidence.
 
 
• Please don't tell me there's no need to worry, it's the only thing I'm any good at.
 
 
• The majority is never right, unless it includes me.
 
 
• Nothing we do can change the past, but everything we do changes the future.
 
 
• To be sure of winning, invent your own game, and never tell any other player the rules.
 
 
• Here is a guaranteed way to get more of what you want: want less.
 
 
• We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.
 
 
• My first line of defense against reality is called sleep.
 
 
• Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.
 
 
• My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
 
 
• You are what you eat, but eventually you become what eats you.
 
 
• Women can do anything men can do, but often have more sense than even to be interested.
 
 
• More books have resulted from somebody's need to write than from anybody’s need to read.
 
 
• One thing you can rely on is that there will always be uncertainty.
 
 
• The truly successful teacher is the one you will never need again.
 
 
• The things I fear may all be imaginary,
so what I fear most is my imagination.
 
 
• I'm just moving clouds today, tomorrow I'll try mountains.
 
 
• Tell me again how much you agree with me.
 
 
• If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
 
 
• I could do great things, if I weren't so busy doing little things.
 
 
• In a democracy, every little wrong idea may grow up to become national policy.
 
 
• Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them,
others are so fast, they don't notice you.
 
 
• Please don't ask me what the score is.
I'm not even sure what the game is.
 
 
• If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map.
 
 
• All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.
 
 
• All people are different. That's why everybody should be treated the same.
 
 
• Why is there still so much pain and suffering being produced when there's so little demand for it?
 
 
• If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie.
 
 
• The surest way to remain a winner is to win once,
and then not play any more.
 
 
• I don't know how to be happy
They didn't teach it in my school.
 
 
• Life may have no meaning.
Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
 
 
• If I do enough different things in enough different ways, I may, eventually, do something right.
 
 
• Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through satisfaction.
 
 
• Look how often the unexpected happens
yet we still never expect it.
 
 
• Don't wait for a disaster to get to know your neighbors.
 
 
• Be a good neighbor, and leave me alone.
 
 
• Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.
 
 
• My main object in life is to see what will happen next.
 
 
• There ought to be a better way than government to run the world.
 
 
• I don't need a great deal of love
but I do need a steady supply.
 
 
• Life is a process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we're alive.
 
 
• Dying is a part of living, but only a very small part.
 
 

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• We want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
 
• Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
 
• I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
 
• Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.
 
• What's most interesting about some books is the question: How did this crap ever get published?
 
• If you keep groaning, please do it to a rhythm I can dance to.
 
• I didn't mind being a public executioner, once I got the hang of it.
 
• My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.
 
 
• I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
 
 
• My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.
 
 
• I've learned so much from my failures that I'm thinking of having some more.
 
 
• Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.
 
 
• If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.
 
 
• I’ll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.
 
 
• Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself.
 
 
• Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with some of the living.
 
 
• It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.
 
 
• I'm in search of myself
have you seen me anywhere?
 
 
• What happened to you could have been worse – it could have happened to me.
 
 
• For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate.
 
 
• Unlike most other people, I'm just an average person.
 
 
• Speak nothing but the truth, and you'll soon be considered dangerous.
 
 
• Not only don't I know what tomorrow will bring, I'm still not entirely certain what yesterday brought.
 
 
• I hope I can settle my internal conflicts without bloodshed.
 
 
• My struggle to remain healthy is gradually killing me.
 
 
• They laughed at Edison and Einstein,
but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.
 
 
• What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.
 
 
• I believe the stars can affect human lives, particularly by providing employment for thousands of astrologers.
 
 
• Do you believe in apathy at first sight?
 
 
• Cheer up! The worst effects of what we're doing won't be felt until after we're all dead.
 
 
• All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.
 
 
• To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again.
 
 
• If you value your safety, avoid holy places founded in the name of peace and brotherhood.
 
 
• A good friend is worth pursuing
but why would a good friend be running away?
 
 
• I want to reach your mind
where is it currently located?
 
 
• I have seen the future!
Go back!
 
 
• If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
 
 
• Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.
 
 
• No matter how often I talk to God, he never tells me anything I didn’t already know
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"He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career." - George Bernard Shaw

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On 4/21/2023 at 11:01 PM, Wild Emotion said:

"Quiet people have the loudest minds." - Stephen Hawking

"George Harrison was known as the quiet Beatle. Quiet people are often quiet because they are deep thinkers."
-Ray Comfort

 

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“Stand for something or you will fall for anything. Today’s mighty oak is yesterday’s nut that held its ground.”

- Rosa Parks

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 “You see things; you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?”

― George Bernard Shaw, Back to Methuselah

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“Accept that you are a work in progress, both a revision and a draft: you are better and more complete than earlier versions of yourself, but you also have work to do. Be open to change. Allow yourself to be revised.”
― Maggie Smith, Keep Moving: Notes on Loss, Creativity, and Change

 

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On 4/22/2023 at 9:01 AM, Wild Emotion said:

"Quiet people have the loudest minds." - Stephen Hawking

Mankind's greatest achievements have come about by talking and its greatest failures by not talking. It doesn’t have to be like this.

Stephen Hawking

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The More I Know, The Less I Understand - (don't know who said it first, but it just always stuck) 

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"It's easier to stay out than get out."

"Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe."

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."

 

All three of these are Mark Twain's quotes.

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