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2 minutes ago, brycec said:

I wish I was immortal.

Has this really not been mentioned yet. I don't know. :P 

Granted, but you can never move more then 1000 steps per day.

I wish for world piece. 

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Granted, but it is peaceful only on the surface, as everyone is still plotting to kill each other, and they are doing it through poisons prescribed as medication.

I wish I find out the truth behind everything.

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8 hours ago, ArchieKun said:

granted but you now must replace him for all time, or space time forever.

I wish earth was flat to shut up the flat earthers once and for all.

Granted, but every time there was an earthquake the world would break off into space a bit.

I wish I could sail on a pirate ship with Luffy

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granted but you are only allowed to talk with him for less then 2 minutes per day, and the ship must never stop sailing.

I wish that MMOs did not have micro transactions.

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It looks like Archie’s first wish was ignored, so I will cover both.

Both wishes are granted, but the sight of the true state of the world disgusts you even more than it does now and the monthly subscription to MMOs goes up so high that they are priced out of the market.

I wish I were the main creditor of the US government, so I could impose steep penalties for them not paying me the second their debt was due.

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1 minute ago, ArchieKun said:

granted but it destroys your favorite shelf of manga

I wish to know everything in the universe. 

Granted, but now you are no longer living in it.

I wish the US were a matriarchy and I was the princess

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Granted, but the pill will never go down your throat, no matter what you do.

I wish the police were forced to deal with a scenario like Murder on the Orient Express, where there are 12 people directly responsible for committing murder, not just guilty of conspiracy, so that the prosecutor must convince people that a dozen people attacked one person.

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Granted, but the police deal with it by shooting the suspects in the back while yelling "stop resisting!", except for the one who is a rich politician. He is let off the hook for being an upstanding citizen who donates generously to law enforcement.

I wish every time I go to the doctor or hospital they give me a big smiley face sticker.

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Granted, but because you end up going past the event horizon and you are torn asunder before you could describe the singularity at the center to anybody.

I wish I had infinite lives, so I can see if humanity would truly overcome its flaws.

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granted but overcoming flaws cannot be done as once current problems are solved new ones spear in their place.

I wish customer service was better at every company.

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