it was the first dawn of time, and I awoke on a flat summers eave, dressed elegantly in satin sheets from the late night sky's the day before. lying with tears in my eyes, I searched for salvation in the darkest of times. and there, I found a mystic unicorn steed, who flew me here on a tide of glistening rainbows. Then, as it landed gently, i absorbed its power, destroyed nearly 400 surplus planets, grew my power, became a cyborg and made myself both the destroyer of worlds and the Donut of the one true anime forums
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