viruxx Posted August 22, 2023 Author Share Posted August 22, 2023 “Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” “No, son…” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted August 26, 2023 Share Posted August 26, 2023 Two professors were sitting chatting on a veranda overlooking the sea, watching the sun set.The history professor asked the psychology professor, "Have you read Marx?" To which the professor of psychology replied, "Yes, and I think it's these pesky wicker chairs." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Did you hear about the man who was accused of being a stamp collector? He phil-ately denied it ! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otaking66lives Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. - Turns out it was the refrigerator all along. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viruxx Posted September 9, 2023 Author Share Posted September 9, 2023 My girlfriend is leaving me after I broke her glasses. She said she can’t see me anymore. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 First friend: Who are you working for nowadays? Second friend: Same people. The wife and four kids. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animechat Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viruxx Posted October 31, 2023 Author Share Posted October 31, 2023 My friend says people that wear camouflage are sexy. I just don't see it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viruxx Posted November 3, 2023 Author Share Posted November 3, 2023 I've never been to a gun range before, but I'm thinking about giving it a shot. ------------------ What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animechat Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 What does a baby computer call his father? Data. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viruxx Posted November 19, 2023 Author Share Posted November 19, 2023 To err is human. To arr is pirate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 When does a sailor take up least room in his ship? When he sleeps on his 'watch'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 Did you hear about the man who went Christmas shopping and thought he heard voices at the back of his car on the way home? There was nothing wrong, it was just the rapping paper. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viruxx Posted December 14, 2023 Author Share Posted December 14, 2023 Do you know what Whitney Houston's favorite coordination is? HAND-EYEEEeeeeeEYE! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viruxx Posted January 6 Author Share Posted January 6 Plateaus are the highest form of flattery 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 8 minutes ago, viruxx said: Plateaus are the highest form of flattery Mesas are also right up there! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Why do dentists always appear to be unhappy? Because they're always looking down in the mouth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 What does it mean when all the socks in your laundry match, with none left over? It means you’re now losing them in pairs! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viruxx Posted February 15 Author Share Posted February 15 A patient tells his doctor, "Help me! I'm addicted to Twitter." The doctor replies, "Sorry, I'm not following you." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? Regular rocks are too heavy. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they're always a little short. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viruxx Posted March 19 Author Share Posted March 19 I was kissing my girlfriend on the couch the other night. She said, “Let’s take this into the bedroom.” I said, “Ok, you grab the other end.” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animechat Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 What's the loudest pet you can own? A trumpet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de brie. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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