efaardvark Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 (edited) Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it. Edited March 27 by efaardvark 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Every morning I announce to my family that I’m going jogging but then I don’t go… it’s a running joke. I have a joke about a broken clock but it’s not the right time. I have another one about chemistry but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction. So I'll just leave you with the observation that geology rocks but geography is where it’s at. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Why couldn’t the beaver get back home? It couldn’t find the dam door. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clayton Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 (edited) What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? Click here if you do not know... So you're the one! Edited March 29 by Clayton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 What did the biologist wear to impress her date? Designer genes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 I have an eclipse joke... but it gets kind of dark. Why are so many people talking about the eclipse? Probably because it's significance is astronomical. Why did the moon feel guilty after the solar eclipse? It thought it might have thrown some shade! How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 A photon checks into a hotel, where a porter asks where its suitcase is. The photon replies, "I didn't bring any luggage. I'm travelin light." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viruxx Posted April 18 Author Share Posted April 18 I'm trying to remember the word for white in French, but for some reason my mind is going blanc. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 What do gamers and musicians have in common? Their fans are super noisy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 I'm addicted to brake fluid, but it's OK because I can stop at any time. I can't stand Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted Monday at 05:37 AM Share Posted Monday at 05:37 AM Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir? He was a little horse. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted Tuesday at 08:59 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 08:59 PM They say that no two people see color the exact same way, so really, color is just a pigment of your imagination. What did the buffalo say to his son who was leaving for college? Bison. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted Wednesday at 05:34 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 05:34 AM (edited) What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show? It’s a cat-has-trophy! Did you hear about the casino restaurant that feeds its cows cannabis? Yeah, some gamblers prefer high steaks. Edited Wednesday at 05:37 AM by efaardvark 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted Thursday at 10:08 AM Share Posted Thursday at 10:08 AM What is a nitrate? It's cheaper than a day rate. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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