Try to maintain my composure. Fail. Try to hold back tears as @Cy~ observes my reaction with equal parts horror and disbelief.
I wish I were joking. I really wish I were. I'm not.
After having my mini-failure meltdown, I typically toss it in irritation. My kitchen has no place for the flawed and imperfect!
I am curious, how does that recipe work?
God save me.
As for myself... I really rather like cooking! I didn't expect I would early on, either - I only really got my start at it in the last couple years, after I moved in with Cy~. Prior to that, I was a slob when it came to food, I'm sad to say.
The things I most frequently prepare are just simple ground beef dishes for weekday dinners - homemade sloppy joes and seasoned beef for various tex-mex purposes. Some of the more involved dinners that I do are crispy tortilla pizzas (though I've largely passed that torch off to Cy~), sausage jambalaya, meatball sandwiches, restaurant caliber shredded beef / chicken for tex-mex, spaghetti sauces, and things of that sort. I've made my own chicken noodle soup from near scratch (I confess to using frozen egg noodles), though I found it to be too much trouble to bother with, most of the time. I wouldn't mind doing it again though.
For breakfasts I've done a great deal of pancakes - enough so that I'm now completely sick of them - as well as some waffles, French toast, and if I may say so myself, friggin' awesome Egg McMuffin clones.
For deserts, I've done homemade apple fritters, strawberry shortcake, and things like that.
I don't generally do anything fancy for lunch, but I am fond of shredded chicken salads and/or sandwiches with some avocado and salsa, or tuna (fresh from the can o3o) with quick pickled onions. Also peanut butter and jelly, 'cause fuck it - let's be honest, I'm a kid at heart.
I'm always interested in trying new things, and am always driving Cy~ crazy when we go grocery shopping - I'm like a kid in a candy shop. I'll see some strange new ingredient and be all like "oooooo, ahhhhhhh" while staring at it, until she drags me away. Thankfully she's good at saving me from myself, otherwise our grocery budget would be five kinds of absurd.
I'm a religious reader of http://seriouseats.com , which I think has been the single most educational website I've ever frequented.
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